Carine Roitfeld Exits Vogue Paris
lundi 31 janvier 2011 
Carine Roitfeld ends her reign as editor-in-chief of Vogue Paris today and thanks to the sharp wits of my hilarious friend Cupcake from Fashion Tarts, we managed to gain access to Carine's shocking private exit interview... Merci beaucoup to Cupcake for sharing the goods!
Fashionistas, I am embarrassed to say I have had to take a second job which has taken me away from my little tarts. Yes, I have been moonlighting as the HR person at Vogue Paris. I do have some news to share but I am afraid I cannot say anything... it is confidential. Top secret. Cupcake's brain is a vault to which no one gains entry. I have locked the door of secrets and thrown away the key. Ouch... you have twisted my arm, fashionistas. Alright then, I will tell you but it must be kept secret. We DO NOT want this leaking all over the world web. I am releasing a snippet from Carine's exit interview from Vogue Paris. Yes, Carine Roitfeld bids us au revoir from her long standing post as editor-in-chief of Vogue Paris. It is policy here at Vogue to end your tenure with an interview. Here is the live recording... I give you a world exclusive....
Cupcake: Carine... over here, gauche, Carine... no, just turn your head gauche. My droit, your gauche. That hair... it is like a curtain! Ah yes, now I barely see those two little black marbles peaking through some string...
Carine: Je zexy.
Cupcake: Sure. Why have you left Vogue?
Carine: Iz you think bout zex you look zexy.
Cupcake: Yes, thank you for that. I will write that on my gravestone. Now, did Anna bully you into leaving? We need information.
Carine as she appeared in her exit interviewCarine: Iz zexy to provoke, non ? I like ze jewellery zat is zexy for ze mistress, non ?
Cupcake: Mmmm... yes, yes. Carine, we are not talking about sex right now. Oui?
Carine: Zey say I'm nympho zhen I drink chamomile tea and is normal you know?
Cupcake: No. I don't know what in the goddamn hell you are talking about. Just... stop. Stop your potty mouthed sex talk. We are done here. Good luck and good bye.
Carine: Zat waz zexy what you say.
Cupcake: Ok. Security!
There you have it, fashionistas! The world will never see another... a woman of mystery. And a sexy mystery it was.
Carine Roitfeld photograph © 2006 Purple Fashion magazine. All Rights Reserved.
Text and image courtesy of fashion-tarts.blogspot.com.
Carine Roitfeld in Fashion, Vogue Paris 
Reader Comments (5)
Never seen this pic of CR. It's so her!
; )